bro-chick

An annoying girl who thinks that because she plays beer pong and likes hockey that she is fun to be around when in reality she is just obnoxious. She is incapable of having relationships with other females, which is "totally their fault," not hers. The bro-chick is pretty much a prudish ice queen that has never had an orgasm. It is unlikely that you will fuck a bro-chick unless it is known that your less attractive friend wants to fuck her, then she will fuck you only to screw everything up between everyone. Then she will move on to the next group of best guy friends to suck the life out of. Lastly, she also likes Journey.

Bro: Stephanie is picking up a 30 pack of Keys.
Chad: That bro-chick is coming over again?
Bro: Yeah, she is so cool.
Chad: You better fuck her this time.
Bro: It's not like that...
Chad: You're both fucking worthless.

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