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When a parent calls one of his/her children for help when assistance is needed with a computer, cell phone, DVR, etc.
My mom couldn't remember how to open her email so she called me for child support.
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n. Money garnisheed from a father's salary check to help support his children.
Kiersten was so excited to see Tyrone with a child support check (the first in six months), she decided do him a favor and go to bed with him, only to find out later he had impregnated her again.
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The thing you have to sign up for nine months after you came early.
"I came early in my girlfriend today. Creampie!" -Rick
"Ask me how it feels in nine months when she's paying child support." -Wilson
"Nah, she's getting an abortion." -Rick
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Something the government keeps forgeting to make unabusable.
Nolan: "I truly hate how easily child support can be abused. It's like legalized misandry. If you're a man, not losing your virginity still does not guarantee safety from this because paternity fraud exists. It is mind-blowing how the government is still ignoring this problem."
Leo: "Bullshit like this is why I'm not planning on getting any bitches, and why I'm avoiding areas where I'm likely to be forced to have sex with a woman."
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Something that bum ass nigga ain't NEVER finna pay
that BUM ASS NIGGA don't pay Child support.
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The lesser of two evils, the other being actually raising your own kids.
Father: I told my wife she could either give me a blow job or get out. She took the kids and left. Later she realized what a mistake she'd made and returned the kids.
Father's friend: At least you don't have to pay child support.
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n. A system set up in North Carolina in which a father of a child pays money to the child support division and then goes to the mother of the child. The mother then uses the support money on herself such as steak houses and passion parties. A significant amount of these types have been found in western North Carolina particularly uneducated mothers that stopped working after the child was born. These mothers typically take advantage of the welfare system and have their families pay for their rent and bills, while the father pays child support which is non-reportable, the mother then demands more money or the father wont talk or see the child.
Courtney's father pays child support/ mother of child support knowing it does not get used for Courtney.
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