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When your significant other goes down your shaft and doesn't come up for over two months.
Man, your sister gave me a Chilean Miner yesterday. In fact, she's still going...
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A sexual experience which finally happens after prolonged flirtation for months. The sex goes on for days. And in the process you "bore down" into each others souls and connect on the deepest most spiritual level.
Dude, it was intense. We had like this epic John/Yoko bed-in all weekend. It was like primal ,caveman, stuff-I-thought-I-could-only-discover-in-therapy-sex. It was a real Chilean Miner.
John and Mary had liked each other for a while but never acknowledged it. The whole office knew it. And then I guess one weeekend they had this Chilean Miner and they've been together ever since.
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A joke request to have intercourse for several months.
Man: "Give me a Chilean miner"
Woman: "What's that?"
Man: "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there till Christmas"
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An interesting sex position, related to the recent Chilean miner event.
I said to my wife in bed - "Give me a Chilean Miner!" She said - "What's that?"
I said - "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there 'til Christmas!"
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It's where you get a group of guys to gangbang the same girl in the same hole every day for like two months straight. Then, at the end of it, they 'drill' a new hole and you cheer every time someone comes out.
That bitch got The Chilean Miner treatment. It was on every cable news channel.
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A gentlemen who was required to "take one for the team" (i.e. the act of defiling a lady of size as part of an overall "team strategy") is lured and trapped by an unwanted and unexpected act of face-sitting.
Dude, you owe big time. She suffocated me like a trapped chilean miner!
The condition where heterosexual males become sexually aroused by members of the same sex after experiencing long periods of time without females in their immediate environment.
Sean: Dude, there's only guys here on this camping trip.
Michael: Yeah, I know, we're in danger of succumbing to Chilean Miner Syndrome at this rate.
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