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What ignorant people use to descrive people with wide eyes.
Person 1: Hey! Ching chong!!
Person 2: I no Chinese! I'm Japanese!!
Person 1: Exactly! You're Chinese!
Person 2: No I'm not you fucking asshole!
Person 1: So, do you like eggrolls?
Person 2. SHUT UP! I NO LIKE EGGROLS I LIKE SUSHI!
Person 1: So have you been to the Wall of China?
Person 2: Fuck you.
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the coolest people to ever rock the planet.
creators of the world's most delicious food. that includes fried rice, dumplings & soy sauce, wanton soup, orange chicken, noodles (pasta - yes italy, china made it first), ETC.
the world's largest group of people.
peace - loving people who do not like violence or aggression unlike white people. but, if confronted, they for sure will kick some mother fucking ass with ancient, graceful practices such as kung fu.
ancestors of this decent were GENIUSES (inventions such as fireworks, the compass, wheelbarrow, paper).
the most clever race.
a BENEVOLENT, kind people who like to share, and insist on stuffing visitors with food and gifts.
a HARDWORKING people who are community-minded and wish to help the world
Yo that girl is so nice and smart, is she Chinese?
You bet!
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Known for being smart and hardworking, especially shrewed in doing business and setting up enterprises; Faced discrimination and ostracism where they constitute a significant minority but own a big chunk of economic pie, as in South East Asia. Hence they are also known as the Jews of the Orient, a parallel that is being drawn due to the outstanding achievements and discrimination faced by the Jews throughout history.
You should learn from the Chinese! Don't just laze around and be smart!
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One of the most beautiful languages in the world ,if you can understand the meaning of the words.
The greeting line "ni hao ma"are often used by non-Asian people as a pick-up line to all east Asians.
ไธ็ไธๆ็พ็่ช่จไนไธ๏ผๅฆๆไฝ ่ฝไบ่งฃๅ
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person 1:ไธญๆๆฏไธ็จฎ็พ้บ็่ช่จ
person 2:Wow ,look at that,the Chinese writing is bizarre!
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A type of food commonly served as a cure to constipation.
I was constipating this morning so I went down to Chang's for some Chinese. Fifteen minutes later, it was mudslide in paradise!
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a language that asian people use all the time. Most non-asians think all they say is ching ching chong chong.
Non-Asian: Hey, you Chinese?
Asian: ching ching chong chong
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