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A fast food resturant that is the best food in all of the US( because we are so fucking fat)but its still the best food ever.
Refering to heavenly stress-free food varying from burritos to tacos to quesodillas to salads to chips and salsa, anything you eat there I can garentee you will be satisfied
"God damnit what is this food!" "Its CHIPOTLE!"
"how has that kid from England never tried Chipotle? What a douchebag!"
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(chip-al-tol) or (Chip-olt-lay)
A very popular restaurant around a lot of North America that serves Mexican burritos and tacos and food like that.
Are you going out to eat tonight? Yeah I'm going to chipotle!
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An experience of taco-stuffs that is heavenly and is required to eat, AT LEAST ONCE A week. <3
"omg Ivana let's go to Chipotle with Jordan and eat like 6 tacos!"
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A Hispanic food restaurant whose slogan should be:
"The most delicious laxative!"
Bobby: "Aw man, I've been having constipation for the past few weeks..."
Joe: "Here, have some Chipotle!"
Bobby: "How would that help?"
Joe: "It's the 'Most Delicious Laxative (tm)!"
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A great restaurant with even better food, People say they over stuff but you can ask them for less... duh. The lines are usually long if you go during the day but it is worth it. but anyway the burritos are the best! chipotle for life! :)
person #1- Hey, I want amazing food now where should we go?
person #2- CHIPOTLE!
person #1- ew, aren't they owned by McDonalds, gross.
person #2- not anymore they go natural!
person #1- yumm yumm give me some!
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The feeling you get after eating Chipotle's giganto burrito.
It's a feeling of mixed satisfaction and self-loathing. Causes lethargy, discomfort in every way, and the need to lie down and sigh repeatedly.
Rachel: "IM DYING. I HAVE THE CHIPOTLE. I'm just going to lie here."
Ori: "Its like a legit disease. the chipotle hurts.... hurts so good"
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Poisoned food poisoning salmonella
When you buy cooked food that poisons you you've been chipotled.
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