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some of the BEST cookie dough on the planet!! used to make scrumptious cookies or is often eaten raw, though salmonella could be contracted. it is also a very delicious favor of icecream.
morgan: which cookie dough is the most popular?
hannah: chocolate chip cookie dough! everyone loves it cuz its the best ever!
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After a woman has taken a foul and large shit, if she does one wipe from her anus over her cookie, she will leave sprinkles of scat on her cookie.
What is left is a chocolate chip cookie, which can be ate at one's discretion.
Man, I can't believe I had to eat that chocolate chip cookie!
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A perverse sexual act beginning with anal intercourse. Eventually, the man ejaculates into his partner's asshole, then proceeds to suck the shitty cum out of that partner's ass. Then, with a mouth full of fecal matter and semen, the man makes out with his partner, sharing and smearing the bodily fluids in an enthusiastic fashion.
After Bobby gave Jim a chocolate chip cookie-mouth, they both had to go brush their teeth. Twice.
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1. When a black man/woman has coitus with an indian or tan man/woman
2. A baby made by a black man/woman who has had coitus with an indian or tan man/woman
Woman A to Woman B: "You better not be makin' chocolate chip cookies in there!"
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A sexual act in which a man is having anal sex with a woman and right as he ejaculates, the woman decides to take a dump on the bed. The mixture of poo and semen will create the effect of a black a white chocolate chip cookie.
Carlos: "Can you give me the pleasure of producing a black and white chocolate chip cookie?"
Sasha: "So you want me to shit on the bed right after you ejaculate?"
Carlos: "Yeah"
Sasha: "For sure. I love producing black and white chocolate chip cookies, but no one asked before"
Carlos: "Sweet!"
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When to guys preform a circle jerk and who ever cums last has to eat the cum
cookie
I won a game of chocolate chip cookie with white frosting yesterday.
when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef
“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”