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When you dip your balls a womans ass, and she hasnt wipped it and you make her lick off the chocolate.
man i met this bitch last night and it looked like she hadn't wipped in ages and i made her lick my chocolate dipped balls and she got chocolate stuck in her teeth
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After space docking with a chick, you screw her abnormally hard in a position of your choosing. If you lasted more than a meager 5 minutes, the chick should be able to muster up a pretty nice quief. The turd which was loaded through the space docking procedure mentioned earlier, should be launched from her vagina like a cannon ball, just squishier. To achieve greater distance, you must "go the distance."
After I nailed the bitch, I was almost nailed by a chocolate cannon ball.
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A guys balls that are covered in SHIT because he whiped his ass forward instead of backwards.
She went to suck him off and got a mouthfull of chocolate salty balls
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when a white male dips his genitals in milk and has sex with a black woman..
i had the milk handy so i figured why not cool my boys down grab my girl and enjoy a chocolate golf ball...
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A stick of butter rolled in chocolate powder mix and sandwiched between 2 toaster pastries.
Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"
Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here
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A person who deliberately wipes back to front
I love going down on my man, especially after a stomach bug. He is a real chocolate ball cheerleader - adds that little extra!
When you anally bang a dude so hard shit squirts on your balls
"I fucked that dude at the club so hard I got chocolate balls"