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Placing your hand on your penis and moving it up and down in a fast motion.
Also called "Whacking off".
That slut val said she wants to watch me when i'm chokin my chicken then suck it.
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The strangulation of a mans hard penis until it becomes flaccid from no circulation
Jack wouldn't stop jabbing me in the side with his dick so I gave him a chokin joe
Tha act of a male masterbating in the bathroom.
Has anyone seen Adam? He was supposed to have that software ready an hour ago! Sorry boss, he's spent the entire morning chokin in the boys' room.
a males version of masturbation.
yankin' it, pulling it, jerking off, chokin' da chicken
Something an immigration cop might call you.
Cop: "Freeze, you chili chokin' pepper belly!"
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chokin' on my chips is something one would say instead of "busting my balls" or breaking my crayons. can also refer to teabagging.
"I've had enough, i don't need you chokin' on my chips all day, woman."
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
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