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woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.
A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.
And then the chaos ensues.
I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!
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When someone ABSOLUTELY flames someone else, someone basically saying you flamed him
this man woke up and chose violence
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Often used at the end of the world-famous phrase.
"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me."
or
"I didn't choose the thug lyfe, the thug lyfe chose me."
Meaning; when one does something badass as a "joke" or a "serious thing". They were too much of a thug that the "thug life" chose them.
*2cool4skool kid makes fun of the teacher out loud, gets sent out of class*
"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me." , said the school kid.
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Another comment meme like “they did surgery on a grape” except it is targeted towards the people on comment sections that are angry and cussing. Its usually tagged along with the skull emoji
*Instagram meme page comment section*
Alanyib_739:
you stupid fuck, how can you possibly be this mentally impaired you fucking dumb shit?
User149383: @Alanyib_739 nigga woke up and chose violence☠️
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The original 50 Cent (not the rapper) was from fort green in america he was known in every borough as the most vicious stick up kid around during the late 80's he wasn't really known for his "hustling" or anything like that; he was simply that dude who, when you saw him, you knew someone was about to come off their shit, be it cash, jewels or drugs. He died a violent death as a young man, but in his short reign, he definatly made his mark.
these words are not my own they are from 50x50 50 cent's autobiography now i've seen a lot of people saying that 50 Cent isn't a real gangsta and that he's just a wanksta but the fact is he was a gangsta and once you are a gangsta you stay gangsta forever, he was hustlin when he was 12 years old. people say oh he's only famous for being shot 9 times well thats bullshit he's famous because a lot of people like his music i personally like his music and i don't hear a new 50 track on the radio then go omg he's been shot 9 times im gonna go and buy his CD i can understand if you don't like his music but i dont understand is you saying that he's only famous for being shot. As far as im concerned 50 Cent is an original gangsta and im not linkin that because there isn't a proper definition of it up yet :)
50 Cent (who the original 50 cent was and why the rapper chose that name)
50 Cent: I've been shot 9 times
Idiot: Your music is crap but i'll buy your album because you got shot 9 times.
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No, you need to pay me for that.
Hym "No I declared myself smarter and better than everyone so now you want to sit there and allow me to be robbed so your stupid ass can say 'See, I guess you're not so smart, huh?' Forgetting entirely that YOUCHOSE CHILD MURDER. You would rather a child be murdered than allow someone to be smarter and better than you, you retarded freak! I said 'Steal the A.I. and I'll murder some kids' and your response was literally 'Yes please! Please murder some kids Hym!'