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Chris Hansen

The man that YOU will probably meet some day.
Just kidding, he's the man that I'm gonna meet someday in a 'supposedly' 13 year-old's kitchen.

He stars on Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator, which is partners with Perverted Justice, the group that does all the chatting to pedo's and lures them to houses.

Chris Hansen is my enemy.

I'm not really a pedophile, by the way. I'll only be one when I begin to get desperate ;)

Chris Hansen has a weird but cool voice too.

by Tony Huynh April 17, 2008

215πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


Chris Hansen

The most badass man in the world.
The host of NBCs To Catch A Predator.
He tells Pedos to take a seat over there.
The only man that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
The Ultimate Spy hunter, when someone yells spy he shows up punches the spy and tells them to take a seat.

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land, but Chris Hansen goes swimming in the SUN!!!
The only man that can defeat the predator is Chris Hansen!
Chris Hansen can make your head explode just by looking at you.

by napalmninja October 27, 2009

112πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Chris Hansen

Somebody who wants you to take a seat. Right over there.

I’m chris hansen, we’re doing a story on adults that try to meet young teens online, and if you have anything else to say you can, otherwise you’re free to walk right out the door you came in.

by Boe Jiden, Faglover December 23, 2022


Chris Hansen

The best human to ever live. He exposes predators and gets them arrested. He is the greatest human to ever exist and always restores my faith in this broken world.

Chris Hansen is a legend

by Y'all are Stupid December 1, 2020

9πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Chris Hansen

A child molester.
Pedophile catching pedophile.

A - Is chris hansen pedophile ?
B - Yes ofcourse.

by Chris hacker January 11, 2010

38πŸ‘ 101πŸ‘Ž


Chris Hansen

To take a shit on a person during intercourse for the specific purpose of humiliating them. This is comparable to the humiliation Chris Hansen imposes on suspects on "To Catch a Predator".

Steve always has to be in control, he would probably Chris Hansen a girl on the first date, just to make sure she knows who's the boss.

by RuthlessGraveyards March 28, 2009

24πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


chris hansen

the guy on dateline who catchs all the sexual predators

Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat.

Take a seat. Right over there.

What are you doing here?

by Nykwil October 8, 2007

650πŸ‘ 122πŸ‘Ž