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to pull a christa is to do something stupid and still look great while you are doing it
--CHRISTA DOUVADJIAN--
i feel down the stairs but my penis fell out and everyone was impressed
wow you pulled a christa
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The embodiment of Tinker-belle; operates in a fairy-like state of mind, bothered by little; when angered becomes extremely vilotle, due to the disturbance of her aura.
That girl is delusional
well sometimes, I think she more of a Christa than an ass
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Verb. Underdressing with the mind.
I christed that girl up and down.-christa as past tense.
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everyone wants to plow you, yet you "cock block" them with a steel bible.
really, a bitch that hides behind Jesus and a smile, not to mention kickass thighs.
mmmmm
you fucking, christa, douche-bag!!! get out of my house if you're not gonna put out!
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A Christa is the worst type of person you will ever meet, she is the type of girl that leaves the class to shoot heroin in the bathroom, and gives blowjobs to any guy that pays her 5 bucks.
did you hear about that whore Christa she gave me a blowjob
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always keen for a laugh. christas think thier intelligent but usually they are quite dumb and have no common sense. but then they will study something intense like law to make people think they're smart !
Christas will have brown skin and naturally brown hair and thier eyes are a mouldy green. they also will be peitite but with large orangatang tities which are fun to squeeze !
BUT they will only let Tom's squeeze them because toms are amazing and have big cock-o-sauras's ! Christas love Toms and they have so mch fun and usually kinky times together!
girl 1: omg that guy and girl over there are having so much fun together its maing me lactate!
girl 2: yeah im jealous, they look so happy - they look like a tom and christa - im moist!
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