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Christen

To perform a sex act in a new vehicle for the first time. Thought to bring good luck to the car

Did you and your girl christen your new car yet?

by Providendacator May 7, 2018

14πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


christen

sexiest person to ever walk this planet every guy will falling head over heals for her. one day there will be a kiss or hug a christen day.!

OMG! Look its Christen lets go kiss her.!

by sexychick303 October 18, 2011

163πŸ‘ 173πŸ‘Ž


Christen

a heartless douche bag who enjoys cheating on girls and dumping them for little girls. VERY bad in bed. small dick. Doesn't value anything especially love. often dumps girls. Isn't very hot. thinks hes super cute but his nose is fucked up:) plays baseball and is a dumb ass player

CHRISTEN JOE CROSBY:)

by verypissedoff January 8, 2012

86πŸ‘ 160πŸ‘Ž


Christen

An initiation ritual sometimes performed by obnoxious adolescents on people or new objects and buildings. In its most explicit form, the act involves pressing or touching the scrotum to a person or object that has not yet been cristened.

The word can be used in a more mild when used to describe any initial use of an item.

"Oh wow Sarah is that a new hat?"
"Thanks Steve, yes I just bought it"
"Has it been christened yet?"
"What is that?"
"Look over there"
...
"See? Now its been christened"
"Delete me off everything Steve im calling HR"

by ScienceBomb August 13, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Christening

When You Take The First Hit Of The Brand New Never Used Bong/Pipe/Vaporizer Or Whatever.

First Hit Of The Spliff/Blunt.

When You Smoke The First Bud From Your Ounce.

Yo Man, I Am CHRISTENING My New Gear Bong I Just Got.

I Call CHRISTENING The Joint Since I Rolled It Up.

by HighKastle July 5, 2009

20πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Christen

A woman that John cherishes and loves deeply.

John: β€œChristen, you are my one and only”

by John David Dominique Decio November 25, 2019

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Christen

To remove identifying marks from stolen goods, to make like new again.

Little Jake christened the Beamer with a new VIN number."

by Twathenge April 10, 2006

48πŸ‘ 118πŸ‘Ž