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Christer is the synonym for a humble man usually with a very BIG (monster) penis. A ladies man known to send ladies on a trip to the paradise. You never find Christer, he finds you. The voice of Christer turns the blood to ice. Christer is rough with roughnecks. Never point a gun at a Christer, his Gun is bigger!
He who looks upon a Christer's penis will either have a traumatic experience or will be hypnotised. When the Christee asks, you answer. It is terror for the evil man to awake in darkness and see The Christers penis.
Don't fuck with Christer or He fucks you blind!
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Someone who only goes to church on Christmas and Easter, normally people who grew up Christian and are guilt-tripped into attending on these special days by their parents, spouses, etc. The word combines 'Easter' and 'Christmas.'
Dude, we'd better get to church super early today or we won't get a seat-- all those stupid Christers keep taking them!
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sister in christ. the words christ + sister = christer.
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When someone gives a girl an squirting orgasm
He gave me a really big dirty christer last night
A Norwegian retired male model and reality TV participant in the Norwegian edition of "Survivor". Now a TV host, record producer and book publishing agent. He is known in Norway as "Riksklysa" (eng. translation: "national slimy") because of his outspokenness during "Survivor"
He is also known for making unusual record deals. One example is when he promised to pay some artists with a bag of his privately owned pornographic movies instead of paying them money. He is also known for calling a girl "FHM chubby" in the TV series "Norway's Next Top Model" as a comment to one of her photographs.
Riksklysa Christer Falck.
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Christer is my boyfriend. His full name is Christer John. He such an amazing boyfriend ever! Words can’t explain how much I fall for him. He is kind, loyal, cute, he likes to play basketball and very good at it. He doesn't like to meddle in other people's business. The only thing he care about is meeeeee.
Christer also a joker, but sometimes he can be serious too. Christer never lie to me, he told me (i don’t know but i trust him). and if you're reading this, keep being a good person. prepare for your future, sow all the good things now, and it will come back to you. keep building a connection with God and me. hope our love can last forever <3
A sister of any individual who may be named Chris
Alex: Hey how old is Christer?
Ryan: I heard she's like 17 or smth