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Christopher Columbus is CREDITIED with discovering "the new world", but in fact, he didn't.
Hey kids! Who found America!
2nd graders: Christopher Columbus!
No! The Vikings!
2nd graders: o.o
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While sucking a bro off, you give their dick an Indian burn after wrapping an Italian food (pizza) around it. The Italian-Indian cultural fusion gives the sex act its name.
"Dude, my homie just gave me the Christopher Columbus of my life and now I gotta go to the ER for third-degree burns on my genitals"
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the act of a fraternity guy, roofie-ing a girl and then driving her hundreds of miles away and then dumping her in the woods in hopes that she can find her way home.
Brad: What happened to my girlfriend, (insert slut name here)?
Zach: We gave her the ole Christopher Columbus. You won't have to worry about her for a while.
Brad: Sobs in the corner while masterbating into a sock.
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The urinal game of finding the target on the urinal,(usually near the top) where you belive the porcelin is entirely untouched, and thus marking it as your own territory.
Bro I totally just Christopher Columbused that urinal, the upper left corner is all mine.
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An attempt at ejaculating on a woman's breast that mistakenly ends up on her face
"Dude, I just had a Christopher Columbus with her, and now she won't pick up the phone ... "
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When you take a monster shit and it touches dry land. i.e. the dry part of the toilet.
Dude I just dropped a Christopher Columbus in that bitches toilet. She's going to have to use the other end of the plunger to get that mother fucker down.
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A man who is wrongly portrayed as evil. He was not evil, racism was simply a fact of life back then. He also didn’t kill all native Americans, most of them died by disease.
Keep Christopher Columbus day! He was a smart man who gave birth to the modern Western Hemisphere. None of us Americans would be here without him. He didn’t slaughter all the Natives, disease killed them.
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