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how messed up is it that cinco de mayo 2020 falls on taco tuesday and we are stuck at home because of a virus named after a mexican beer
me being mexican: yay its cinco de mayo
girl named ella: yay
even though she is rasist and doesnt know what it means
When a whole bunch of white college kids get together and have a kegger for reasons unbeknownst to them. These parties usually occur in the whitest of whitebread neighborhoods, and shirk far, far, farrrr away from what the people of Mexico actually celebrate.
Frat Boy A: Dude! You comin' to the Cinco De Mayo party tonight? We're gonna get WASTED!
Frat Boy B: Dude: I'm Mexican. That's effed up.
But I'm definitely coming.
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If you don't know what cinco de mayo is, it's a celebration of Mexico's 1862 victory in battle over France, although France, who previously had not won a war since 1066, later won the war against Mexico. However, since the Mexicans beat the French for this one battle, Mexicans took their cue from the Irish (who don't actually celebrate St. Patrick's Day, from what I can tell). The Mexicans said, "Okay, hey, let's do a pub crawl!!!!!' Except they said it in Spanish. Which makes me wonder why Mexicans would do a pub crawl, seeing as how Mexico doesn't seem to have a lot of pubs, seeing as how it's Mexico and not Ireland. But never mind that now. You should also never mind the fact that cinco de mayo is more widely celebrated here in the States than it is in Mexico.
It's cinco de mayo! Let's get drunk for no reason!
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A time when all of LL posts mexican jokes on the boards and then faps.
Cinco De mayo consists of 1) a joke, then 2) fapping
1)joke(eg.):
Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B
2)fapping, that is self explanatory
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A culturally significant Mexican holiday on May 4th commemorating the first Cinco de Mayo celebration.
Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.
Lars: Lets celebrate Cinco de Mayo Eve in Lithuania!
Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania.
Lars: You are right.
Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out!
Everyone: NO.
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A culturally significant Mexican holiday on May 4th commemorating the first Cinco de Mayo celebration. Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.
Lars: Lets celebrate Cinco de Mayo Eve in Lithuania!
Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania.
Lars: You are right.
Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out!
Everyone: NO.
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