The clam

The clam is feared in all countries world wide. The clam is when your parter's vagina becomes a certain age and becomes hard/crispy and dry.

Mary got THE CLAM for her birthday :'(

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clam

1. n. Obscene. The female genitalia.
2. n. Slang. A dollar.
3. v. Informal. To be quiet.
4. n. Derog. A Scientologist.
5. n. A shelled sea creature.

I told the clam to shut her clam because I don't have enough clams to be a clam.

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Clams

Nuts, testicles; most frequently used to explain situations in which a guy gets it in the balls.

Oof! Uuuggghhhh... I just got it in the clams.

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clam

n. A womans genetalia.

Man:(gives woman the eye)
Woman:"The clam is hungry"
Man:"Uh...ok"

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the clam

Chlamydia, the STD transmitted through sexual intercourse,i.e. genital copulation. It is a bacterial infection that should recieve medical attention immediately and can cause numerous problems in women and men alike.

Slut 1: Oh Betty, I got the Clam!
Betty: Ahahahaha, that sucks slut.

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clam

another word for pussy. Usually referred to as a 'bearded clam', but, nowadays, I like them shaved.

"I'd like to butter her clam"

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clam

A friendly sea creature residing in the sands of the ocean. They are lazy bastards and have one fat foot they gimp around on.

I took a fat hit of some smoked clams.

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