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Verb.The expulsion of all bodily fluids through every orrafice at the same time.
Steve: I just Clarked
Billy: Wow, we really need to clean this mess of blood, semen, mucas, urine, and stomach acid up!
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To cause serious injury to the nose by the means of foot apparel.
She went to the emergency room after he clarked her with his rainbows.
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V. clark
A swift grab to the crotch only after yelling out loud "CLARK" to the victim.
-- I'm going to clark you.
-- CLARK!!
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verb, the act of failing a class, usually a college class, between 3 to 5 times before either: 1. passing said class, or 2. Failing to retake the class.
"Yeah, so he failed Chem II for the fifth time, he totally Clarked it."
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A religious cult where members are ritually castrated at the age of 25. The cult have the fundamental belief that all members should be surgically enhanced by taking important parts of their body away from them. Clark
'I was kidnapped by those F***ing Clarkes again. They took my knob and fed it to a lion!'
'Jeez, when I got clarked they took all my hair, from all over my body!'
'those Clarkes are out of fucking line man!'
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Males by the name of Clark are among the most irresistible beings on the planet. Clark is very well-rounded: a model citizen, a tremendously skilled athlete, a virtuoso musician, and as if that weren't enough, he has devastatingly good looks. Although you may typically find Clark looking ultra suave in a tuxedo, crowds gather when he goes shirtless to catch a glimpse of his chiseled Greek-God-like body. Clark is a friend to a diverse group of people, but all are envious of him, and wish to someday be like him, though he is too modest to take note. Unfortunately, Clark does not date; whether he just hasn't found a worthy enough specimen to court or has too much fun doing manly things with his friends is still t o be determined. Either way ladies, you are out of luck when it comes to Clark. Good luck trying to obtain the unobtainable!
Girl 1: You saw Clark at the beach?! What was it like to see such shirtless perfection?
Girl 2: It was like... the Mona Lisa of abs.
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Someone who helps you by only doing what they want.
My friend said he was doing so much to help me
But every time he shows up somehow my problems grow a little bigger
Man that sounds like a fake friend...
"Nah man! he is a good dude he just likes to Clark around sometimes"
"Yeah dude, that still sounds like a fake friend"