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adj: Used to describe a nerd or nerd-like person who is muscular, really strong, or can fight really well(see diesel). Can also be used to describe business men who hit the gym way too much and like to wear shirts and ties so tight that you can see their muscle coming through. Taken from the obvious "Superman" movies, cartoons and series.
Bully #1: "Damn dude - what happened to your eye?"
Bully #2: "I tried to jack this nerd for his lunch money - i didn't realize he was such a clark kent."
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Verb. To Clark Kent another person is to wear your glasses and then be completely unrecognizable to that other person.
I put my glasses on and completely Clark Kented that bitch!
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Verb (Gender War); A defense, used by a male, against female (usually THOT) mating psychology where the male exhibits a deliberate display of weakness in order to become invisible to the female.
An energy conservative defense that relies on the strength of female hypergamy in an environment of resource scarcity (often contrived).
Lois: Is that an Armani suit?
Clark: I LOVE YOU!!!
Lois: omg, eww! Like, who does that?
Clark: ~Heavy breathing~
Lois: ~tells all her friends~
A: awww, you just Clark Kented that THOT
Clark: Save dat money!
1. It refers to sunglasses with black frames which have clear lenses and no grade. It is a fashion accessory that make buff or masculine men look geeky. When the (sun)glasses are taken off, the geeky looking buff men now look like superman.
2. Masculine or buff men who wear sunglasses with black frames which have clear lenses and no grade that makes them look geeky. But, when they take off their (sun)glasses, they look like superman.
1. Those Clark Kents disguise his true masculinity just like Superman.
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Being with friends or in a meeting and suddenly disappearing without logical explanation or excuse ...
to pull a Clark Kent
A) Boy, Andrew was in such a rush this morning. Where did he go anyway?
B) You know Andrew, sneaky as always
A) He really pulled a Clark Kent on us, didn't he ?
B) Yes, Rupert he did
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your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do.
what's your clark kent job?
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Where a person (usually a guy) is barely worth attention with his glasses on, but when he takes them off you notice how very hot and attractive he is.
(sees guy without his glasses)
Girl 1: OMFG! Where are you glasses?!
Guy: I got contacts.
Girl 1: Aha..... (distracted)
Girl 2: (whispers) Clark Kent Syndrome.
Girl 1: Yeah, totally....
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