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similar to grenades(ugly fat chicks) or land mines(skinny ugly chicks). these girls are cute from behind but once they turn around or you get to close them you notice there ugly and its too late.
She had a nice ass.. but when she turn around i couldn't say the same for her face..damn claymores got me again
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Flatulence released in an area where another person is expected to pass through.
Frank walked up the stairway just before lunchtime. As he opened the door he did not see anyone in the hall yet and dropped a claymore before closing the door.
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One of the greatest mix drinks ever. Similar to a jagerbomb but it has more awesome in it. It is made by mixing 1 shot of cointreau with 2 shots of drambuie in a tumbler, lighting it, and then dropping it into a pint of corona. Some people do not light it because it goes out pretty much instantly after it's submerged.
Spencer: Let's get a round of claymores!
Liat: AWESOME, I needa get my mac on!
Matt: It's that bitchin'?
Liat: hells yeah!
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The deadliest weapon to ever exist
Say "Alexa intruder alert"
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights
RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA
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The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore
Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"
A sexual act or prank in which a person inserts candy items such as sprinkles into their anus, then proceeds to fart them out onto their partner's face. Thus mimicking the shrapnel that is expelled from the Claymore anti-personnel mine, but with sweets.
"I ran out of M&Ms after giving Rodney some Swedish Claymores. I can't believe he still ate them."