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When you are wearing a suit and look good as hell.
After I put on my suit, I thought to myself, damn man you clean up real nice
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a "Clean Up" is a most clever deception, one that requires thought on the part of the cleaner and great ignorance on the part of the cleaned. The primary goal of the Clean Up is to catch one completely off-guard and unaware so that cleaning can take place...
"the Clean Up" takes place when you fuck up someones shit without them knowing it was you and ultimately you benefit from the cleaning in the end.
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While jerking off, in the midst of jerkin' the gherkin, one might fill his entire download-list and/or browser cookies with porn. Once one has hit the big climax, he/she will then proceed to clean up his/her download-list and erase his/her browser history.
Damn... My hard drive is full again. Gotta stop downloading all that porn while i'm jacking off. Time for clean up.
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when you fuck a chick while wearing a condum and after she takes it off and sucks you dick clean
We fucked really quick and then she cleaned up
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To be severely beat up or even murdered by someone.
Person 1: Bro what happened to Gary, I haven't seen him around for a few weeks.
Person 2: Did you not hear? Gary got cleaned up by the mafia last month. He's in hospital now.
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Eating out a girl on her period
“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”
“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”
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A "Clean Up Strat" is when you have an orgasm while you are in the shower, leading to an easy clean up using the water provided by the shower.
Joey and Will pulled off a clean up strat before bed last night!