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Cleaveland Steamer

The act of deficating on a female's chest, not to be confused with the brown necktie.

I gave Amber a Cleaveland steamer right after I ate at Tacco Bell and the bitch passed out right there.

by Stefan December 3, 2003

238๐Ÿ‘ 147๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cleaveland Steamer

The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.

Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"

by Gav800 August 27, 2005

110๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


cleaveland steamer

when you proceed to drop a piece of poop on your mate.

Mr.Johnson enjoys steamers from freinds and family!

by Blumpkin Boys May 5, 2003

128๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


cleaveland steamer

The act whereby a man defecates on the chest of a partner and then masturbates and excretes his semen on top of the resultant pile of excrement.

I'd never met a girl before who went in for the cleaveland steamer on the first date.

by none given January 29, 2004

134๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cleaveland Steamroller

It is like the action of doing a cleaveland steamer but after acting out this freaky revenge plan, you then decide to grab their arm/hand and make them smear it all over their chest. If your evil enough you leave a blob of crap on their hand then tickle his' or her's face until they hit their face with yesterdays brunch.

Girl #1: my boyfriend is such a nob...

Girl #2: what you going to do then?

Girl #1: ..... he's getting a cleaveland steamroller tonight!

Girl #2: WOW! your harsh!

by Jewsie Woosie February 4, 2010

32๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


cleaveland steamer

When a guy takes a shit on a girl's chest and then titty-fucks her.

If you enjoy cleveland steamers you are just plain dirty!

by Ziploc June 2, 2003

138๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


cleaveland steamer

a sex act where one partner lays on their back and holds a clear glass bowl over their face or chest while a second partner stands above the person laying down and defecates into the bowl.

i saw this german dungeonporn where a chick gives this dude a cleaveland steamer.

by pak paki September 12, 2003

115๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž