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When something, usually a Microsoft application, attempts to be helpful but does more harm than good. Reference Clippy the Paperclip.
My page's HTML comments got clippied away. Obviously I didn't need those. Thanks, SharePoint.
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"I don't got money for a lucy but i got this clippy from earlier"
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An unusually large clitoris, often said to resemble a male penis. However, a clippy is not a true penis and therefore should not to be confused with hermaphroditism.
Demosthenes: I say, dear friend, hast thou yet consummated thine marriage?
Locke: O, God of Isaac and Abraham! for what reasons hast thou forsaken me?
Demosthenes: Dear friend, what strikes thee ill?
Locke: On the night of mine marriage to Lady Josephine I did discover
My most farcical of fears to be dreadfully true.
For upon removing her evening gown I had witnessed
A most terrible beast:
Residing in her Southernmost forest there dwelt
A Goliathan clitoris
The size of which would put any man's member to shame!
Demosthenes: By Zeus's thunder! What horror! What sin!
Locke: Alas, good Demosthenes, I shall be submitting an inquiry for annulment. Had I knowledge of that wretch's clippy, never would we have been betrothed.
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When you’re at loss of words for bind clips so you just say “clippy thing”
Man: I need a… clippy thing
Woman: a binder clip?
Man: yes
Clippy the Paperclip was a really, really annoying part of Microshaft Office 1997 and again in Office 2000. He would always bug the fuck out of you when you were writing things in Microsoft Word. How he died is unknown. Some speculate Microsoft melted him in a furnace.
Guy: "I have to do some work, lemme just pull up word here."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."
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Accidently sending something on your clipboard to someone who wasn't supposed to receive it.
Tim: Hi
Tim's GF: Hi babe
Tim: sexyteenagegirlshavinggaysex.com
Tim: Oh shit... Clippy slip
*tim is offline*
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(n.) Another name for the kitchen salad tongs that make a “clip clop” sound
Serving utensils that are typically joined together to form a left and right gripping mechanism to allow salad greens to be easily grasped, removed from a salad bowl and placed on a plate.
Mom: “hey can you pass the clippy cloppers for the salad?”
You: “sure, here go”