Slob Clob

The clothes you wear at home for the days you sit playing overrated console games, painting your toe nails and dancing around to Aretha Franklin songs.

Abbreviation of 'slob clobber', a slob being a slovenly individual, and 'clobber' being a slang word in Liverpool for 'clothes'.

Joan: "No, I'm not coming to the pub! I'm sitting here with a tatty head in my slob clob and I haven't brushed my teeth yet!"

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Clob Goblin

A woman with very large, fake lips

"Hey John, you see that Clob Goblin over there?"
"That's some Clob Goblin!"

clob

this usually is in reference to a large, most of the time uncut, penis.

i never knew jack had a clob. i always thought he was average sized at best hehe.

Clob

A term used to describe any persons who is more applicable to natural selection.

i.e. food allergy, gluten allergy, asthma, wheelchair, etc.

Oh, Alexa’s allergic to nuts? My god she’s such a clob.

clob

stupid, backwards

she’s acting like a clob today

Clob

jonah and joel are clobs. fact.

you are a clob