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A pedestrian who monopolizes shared walkways with complete inconsideration of others. Most often used to describe the following: a lackadaisical walker who blocks other, more agile, pedestrians from getting to where they need to go; one of a larger group of lunchtime strollers who think it's cute to walk shoulder-to-shoulder, five or six in a row, on a busy city sidewalk.
Don't these clogs know what it means to walk single file?
This Sunday-strolling clog is a real chooch.
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A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.
Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.
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When a male has to pee really bad and as he walks into a bathroom to pee he can't make himself pee because of pressure from other people in the bathroom.
Lloyd Banks: So ya feel better now 50?
50 Cent: Nah man I got clogged! Imma need some privacy.
Lloyd Banks: Dang it! Then go behind a bush!
50 Cent: Ok...
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A strang lump of wood that you strap to your foot in order to walk through tulips... (or maybe float should you fall in a canal smashed out of your face on Heineken and Purple Haze) looks a bit like an old cheese?
Those Dutch are so stoned! They wear clogs man!!
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To beat someone with a wooden shoe. Mostly used as a joke when your friend does something stupid.
“I’m going to clog you”
“I’m clogging you”
“I’m going to clog you to death”