clorox shampoo

Snide way of saying a woman isn't a natural blonde, implying she bleaches her hair.

What do you use in your hair, Clorox shampoo?

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Clorox Head

A skank with bleach blond hair who will likely suck your dick for free!!!

Jenny with the tramp stamp and clorox head gave me the best bj'er of my life...

Clorox Bleach

An extremely potent beverage that has seen a drastic rise in fame over the last year or two, previously used to whiten white clothes in the laundry and now used virtually to commit suicide.

It's backwards usage is comparable to that of kys in which death loses relevance and becomes desirable for the user, the target, or both. Bleach is most commonly applied to oneself upon witnessing something that induces cringe.

The brand of laundry enhancers have also been known to own numerous YouTube accounts.

The song Sweatshirt by Jacob (hashtag) Saggytits is a known substance whose only cure appears to be bleach.

Viewer101: cringe
Viewer 202: I need bleach
Clorox Bleach: hello

drink clorox

Clorox is a brandname for bleach. This term describes either people who are white or who think/act like they are white. (coined by rap group Public Enemy)

"Some perpetrate, they drink Clorox
Attack the Black, because I know they lack exact
The cold facts, and still they try to Xerox"

-"Don't Believe the Hype" (from the Public Enemy 1988 album "It Takes a Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back")

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Clorox Crotch

When your crotch emits a chlorine/fish type of scent, this happens when dude has jacked off, but hasn't showered in three days.

Man, Jamal has got some rank ass clorox crotch goin' on. Dude needs to take a shower!

Clorox Mouthwash

1. A great source of vitamins and minerals
2. Made in the ghetto of St. Louis

Yum that was some nice Clorox Mouthwash *chokes* *dies*
Sounds good can i have a sip

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Clorox Bleach

You really should drink it.

Drink Clorox bleach now.