closure

So I took this chick's new webcam and I strangled her with it. Then I peed in her butt and stapled it shut.

I got closure by acting out the above definition.

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Closure Kiss

A final kiss after a relationship has ended to make sure there are no longer feelings between the two involved in the relationship.

Mike believed he still had feelings for Christina until they had a closure kiss.

Mike has now moved on to Kayla.

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Closure Fuck

when you done with this nigga but you gotta get one final nut to confirm. closure fuck

"Yeah, me and Kendra are done, but I had to get one last closure fuck last Tuesday."

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e-closure

the act of gaining emotional finality by sharing a story of a breakup with the world, via the internet.

Johnny was tired of pining over his ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago, so instead of hanging himself in the barn or torching his old love letters, he sent them to a website, and got some e-closure.

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closure head

When one has broken up with their partner, and they manipulate their ex-partner into felatio after the split. This can be done through weeping, grimacing, or other acts of pity.

That dome was fantastic, I’m never gonna be able to move on until I get that closure head.

Closure Text

A 'closure text' occurs when one party to a breakup or argument tries to get the last word or sends an attempt to induce guilt via text message after the fact.

"I would have loved you and we could have been great together but you ruined it. I wish you the best. Let's be friends one day. This is my closure text."

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Closure Clap

The act of open hand slapping your significant other after break up sex with a sperm filled hand. This results in absolute and total closure of the relationship, with both parties assured that no further communication is necessary.

"I heard John and Mindy are done for good!"
"Yeah, he gave her the closure clap"

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