Clown Penis Syndrome

Also known as CPS or Rudolph Cock, Clown Penis Syndrome is when the glans (head) of the penis turns bright red like a Bozo the clown's nose.

The condition can occur after trauma to the penis, but CPS can also be mimicked with the use of a red marker.

"I got drunk and passed out at my frat house. When I woke up, two of my fraternity brothers were sucking my dick. I was furious, but then I realized they also gave me Clown Penis Syndrome with a red marker (as a joke), so we all had a laugh."

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clown feet syndrome

Over sized feet that cause stress to the knees and joints

My clown feet syndrome is killing me

Clown Syndrome

The feeling of always needing to try to be funny, or feeling as though people expect you to do something funny at any given time.

"Why does Dave always act so weird when we smoke?"

"He's got a bad case of Clown Syndrome, we should really talk to him about it."