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synonymous with "shooting fish in a barrel," relating to doing a task, often involving hunting or destroying an enemy, that is painfully easy.
Should not be used due to the inherent image of animal cruelty. Stick to the fish and barrel.
Shooting down enemy planes from an F-22 Raptor is like clubbing baby seals. It's that easy.
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An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.
Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.
Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?
Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.
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When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.
"Man, John went seal clubbing in tf2 the other day. The other team didn't even know what hit them."
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The act of an older person having sexual relations with a person under the age of 18, named so because you always want to do it, but they're just too damn cute and you shouldn't
John "So, what did you do last night?"
Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"
John "Same!"
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After having relations with a female who is on her period, your wang will have the appearance of a bloody club, hence with your pants off you will look like youve been clubbing baby seals with it.
Yo, after I stabbed that dolphin I realized that aunt flow was in her town and when I looked in the mirror after it looked like I be clubbing baby seals B!
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To go out to a rave with any creature of the suborder "Pinniped".
So a seal walked into a club...
I was on the beach clubbing seals yesterday.
Me and some university friends got drunk and went seal clubbing.
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The act of heading to the club with the sole purpose of getting a fat chick drunk and then taking her home and banging the shit out of her
RANDY: "hey bill, What are you doing tonight ?" BILL: "me and the guys from work are heading out to do some seal clubbing tonight "
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