Cludge Flunge

When your succulent man sauce gets absolutely demolished by the local priest

Man, I can’t believe that priest had to cludge flunge his cock like that.

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Cludging

The art of performing a sex act on a Down syndrome.

‘You alright mate, sorry I couldn’t come to the pub last night I was too busy cludging.

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Cludge

A smelly vagina, typically a deep seated yeast infection which has only been discovered the first time it is smelt on the penis, post copulation, whilst the male is washing his sexual reproduction organs.

From - (An Officer and a Squaddie 1982.)

Taff;

“Mate, what’s the score with Troopy Mary? You seemed to really like her on BATUS”

Fish face;

“She had a really bad cludge mate. Couldnt get rid of the smell, even after 24 hours!”

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