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A swift unexpecting hit to a persons genital at any given time with your hand. When performing a Cobra you yell out "COBRA" then go for the hit.
While having a conversation about your week-end with your friends in the middle of a sentence yell "COBRA" then hit your friend and continue on with your previous topic.
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The Cobra is when a guy that is uncircumsised is getting a blow job and the person blowing gets the foreskin and using their mouth inflates the foreskin causing the wang to puff up like a cobra.
Man the bitch could blow, and to top it off she even gave me the cobra!!!
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The highest trim level available on a Mustang. (excluding Saleen, Roush, Steeda, etc.) The latest version of which, is capable of 390 HP... STOCK. The Cobra project began in 1993 with the first SVT (Special Vehicle Team) product being a fox body Mustang (five liter), which came stock with about 260 HP. In 1996, the 4.6 liter engine was debuted. The car made 305 horsepower. The cars stayed about the same, with mild performance gains until 2003, when the 'Terminator' was made available to the public.
The new Cobra has 390 HP, and 390 Ft. Lbs. of tourqe. Three 2003 Cobras make as much tourqe as nine Acura Integra Type R's.
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When someone leaves a crap in the toilet without flushing. Especially when the top of the log is upright and above the water line, looking like a cobra waiting to strike. Also known as a Toilet Viper.
Some dude left a cobra in the john!
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The cobra is a sexual manueveur performed by a female when she sticks her hand down a man's pants, touches his penis and then quickly brings her hands out. The cobra is often performed in a sequence of five or six. The result: blue balls.
"Man, martha just did the cobra again my balls hurt!"
"No, don't go for her she's into the cobra"
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1.The act of shouting the word "COBRA!" after performing an act of petty "crime" (Usually not even considered crime, but more of a petty annoyance), then running away as fast as you possibly can.
2.To write the word "COBRA! on something, to make its glory viewable to the entire community. Shouting the word "COBRA!" and running off is generally followed up after doing this, as the ancient ritual goes.
"COBRA!" is also sometimes described as a way of life or a state of mind by its practitioners. Inner enlightenment is said to occur to most people after successfully cobraing something, and the sudden realization has also frightened off most of the potential practitioners. Those with a high enough willpower to "COBRA!" again, often do.
"Dude, I totally COBRA!'d that kids homework."
"(After stealing all the sugar packets in Burger King) COBRA!"
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When at the end of a first date, you go in for a kiss but the other person pulls back their head like a cobra to avoid you.
Took Jenny out on a date last night. I thought we had a great time but when i dropped her off outside her house I went in for a kiss and she pulled the cobra on me.
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