Cobra chicken

The devil’s pet. The most evil creature to walk this earth, sent as a punishment to Canadians for our insufficient NHL teams.

Those FRIGGEN cobra chickens are finally gone for the winter!

Cobra Chicken

1: A replacement word spoken by non-native English speakers for a bird with a long neck, typically geese or herons.
2: A violent Canadian goose.

"I don't like the Cobra Chicken."
"That asshole Cobra Chicken attacked my kids!"