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It can go two different ways after you try it, either you need it more or you don't need it at all and you lose weight so try it and see what happens to you, SO START YOUR NEW DIET SOON!!!!!
Man: Sir would you like some white powder
Person: um isn't that cocaine?
Man: no its the new diet!!!
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A naturally occuring stimulant that is one of the most popular of the hard drugs used nowadays. Highly addictive and often of questionable purity (due to it being cut w/ so many things by so many people), it is a dangerous drug. Still rather expensive dosage-wise but cheaper than it was in the 90s and much cheaper today than it was in the 80s. Usually a powder (not crack, that's another story) that comes in two forms--- Dull white granules (crappy stuff) or sparkly, off-white flakes (primo stuff).
Effects--- Alot like speed, but "cleaner" and not as long-lasting. Basically it gives a person lots of energy, makes them more alert and more sharp mentally, gives people a "euphoria" thats difficult to explain--- it's sort of a feeling of invincibility with a simultaneous feeling that all is right in the world. Some people say that it's like ecstasy but you love yourself instead of others. Cocaine also has a pleasurable numbing effect (on gums, lips, etc).
Unfortunately, the drug only lasts ~40 min at the most and the crash is very, very bad, with intense cravings, depression, and paranoia. Addiction soon after experimental use is not uncommon.
Basically--- stay away from the devil's dandruff.
" Cocaine's a hell of a drug " - Rick James
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the reason i am no longer in a sorority.
don't blow lines of cocaine when fat drunk girls are watching...
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a drug that, when sniffed, will make you feel like president of the "USA" for 30-45 minutes, or if smoked see crack will make you feel like president of the "WORLD" for 5-10 minutes.
Example 1: After I railed a couple of lines of cocaine, the high made me feel like the president of the united states
Example 2: After I smoked a huge rock of crack, the high made me feel like the president of the whole wide fucking world.
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cocaine is actually a rich man's aspirin
cocaine will ease the pain. Then your heart explodes, causing brief pain; then death.
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Cocaine is an animal and that’s why it barks when you call it
Cocaine = spontaneous generation
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An adjective that describes something extremely awesome, but you now in the back of your mind you know something ain't right or shouldn't of been.
That hot passionate night we spent together was cocainic.