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douche cock

A tool for probie firefighters to find on the fire truck. This pretend tool can also be used for plumbers, electricians, and builders. This tool gets the Probie or newbie out of the way for a few hours and it is funny when they ask others where the Douche Cock is.

hey i sent the new guy off for the DOUCHE COCK. But there no such thing as a Douche cock. "Yes But he doesn't know this."

by Fupa Gile March 20, 2007

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Cock a doodle douche

A homosexual douchebag.

Rex: What do you think of Carson Kresley?

Cam: Cock a doodle douche man

by Petey__boy July 5, 2009

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douche-cock-bastard

A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.

That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!

by chrislamma November 24, 2008

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Cock Holding Mega Douche

YOU

You fucking no good trailer trash Cock Holding Mega Douche!!

by Leon Scott Kennedy April 13, 2011

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cock smoking thunder douche

dirty skank hoe that smokes piece as if it were thier job and lacks propper identification to reside in the USA

how do you describe the rican who lives in rm 2007 usna?

o, he's a cock smoking thunder douche

by shablabla April 25, 2007

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douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.

JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.

by Pcmodmom July 23, 2017