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While eating a cock sandwich Staci got Mayo on her lips.
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This is when you get a real ass chewing by your boss
I was late to work today so my boss gave me a real cock sandwich!!
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A cock sandwich is made when a man inserts his erect penis in between two pieces of bread and has his girl chew on it. Although the teeth-to-dick impact may hurt, it arouses some fetishists.
Hey, wanna taste my cock sandwich?
Dude my dick hurts because my girl chomped down on my cock sandwich last night.
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Sandwich consisting of the mystery meat from the "deli" line onboard a US naval vessel.
Kevin: Hey Jamal, what are you doing for lunch?
Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.
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"Hot cock sandwiches, get 'em while they're hot."
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a hock-cock-sandwich is when your traveling out of town and stop at a little shithole deli to get a sandwich and some drink
and the rednecks see your faggity mazda parked outside and assume your a bitch ass yankee and then hock a loogy in your sandwich then pass it down the line and peform numerous jizzing and spitting actions onto it they may even suck eachother off and then spit the cum onto it
hey dude did you get us some food in there?
yeah nick but i dont think those rednecks liked me
damn i hope they didnt give us hock-cock-sandwiches
fuck.. they did.. godamn it...
it was probally the mazda were driving
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(noun) kok-meet-sand-wich
A type of blowjob that involves two persons sucking another one's balls at the same time, thus sandwiching the penis, or the "meat". This term was created by an awesome movie called "Harold & Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay"
Example 1: Hey girls! Wanna give me a Cock Meat Sandwich instead of you each taking turns giving me a blowjob?
Example 2:
Big Bob - So are ya'll ready for your Cock Meat Sandwich?
Harold - Uhh.....no?
Big Bob - Well ya'll better get down quick! 'Cause i gotta whole lotta sandwich for ya'll....(cock comes out).
later on...
Kumar - So are you a homosexual for making us suck your dick?
Big Bob - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GAY FOR SUCKING MY DICK!!
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