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1. A bird that resembles a penis.
2. A penis that resembles a bird.
3. A bird that's trained to massage a penis.
4. A penis that's trained to massage a bird.
1. "Look up in the sky? Is that a penis or the endangered Cockatoo?"
2. "Like I hooked up with this guy last night and his dick totally looked like a Finch...it was Cockatoo for sure."
3. "I just bought the best pet ever."
4. "Yo, my Cockatoo was massaging this eagle and it bit it off."
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Cock|atoo
Cock - PENIS
Atoo - a sneezing sound. Sneezing Blows. You can blow a cock.
Cockatoo = A cock you want to blow(BJ_
"Damn, he is such a Cockatoo! I want now!"
"You know I'm a Cockatoo!"
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COCKATOO means when a girl, and i guess the male, sucks to males' dicks at the same time. but chidlren plesae remember to be safe n careful when and if u do it, dont choke now ..
At this party i got really fucked up and i was in a giving mood, so i decided to give pleasure to two people at once, indeed i gave a cockatoo!
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A town where most of its female population aim to be pregnant by age 18, therefor making it easy for males to find a girl to sleep.
Dave: "I went to Cockatoo last night"
John: "You get laid?"
Dave: "Are you kidding its Cockatoo, like 7 times all different girls same party"
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A species of Avian that has a distinct amount of capabilities and mindsets. The bird itself is very bright and gleaming with happiness and joy.
Its favorite past time is to scream at quite literally fucking everything. It will verbally abuse anything it sees move, from a human opening the fridge, to a leaf falling off a fucking tree.
Even if you treat this creature with the utmost respect and adore it heavily, touch this nigga and you'll lose a finger, promise. This thing will chase you down your own house and make it a 6-course meal. But no no no, you think the thing eats? Every plate of food is just another thing to insult to this pathetic fucking mistake of an animal.
Its favorite choice of vocabulary is usually a single sounding screech that sounds somewhat like the word "Rat."
If it wants to consume an item of food to survive, it will alert you. You may ask "What is this miraculous work of nature's signal that it is hungry?" Well, it is simple, it will just climb up and down its cage for about 20 minutes to 3 years at a time, because what else is it gonna fucking do, it's a worthless fucking specimen. If it is not in a cage, you will simply become the food, and it will tear you to shreds with its stupid fucking talons.
I fucking hate that Cockatoo, fucking worthless organism
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(1) A co-worker who repeatedly angles his/her head over your shoulder to see your screen. (2) A busybody or eavesdropper. (3) An uninvited person who shows signs of curiousity in your private life.
Derived from the machinations of the bird on the television show "Bareta" who sat on Robert Blake's shoulder, the term is also intended to be less obvious to the "g.c." himself when he is being referenced.
"I can't talk right now. I got gay cocktoos all around me."
"Quit reading over my shoulder, yo! You're like a gay cocktoo!"
"Hang on. I got a gay cockatoo."
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Somebody that elongates their stories more than needed. For instance someone that would say “I checked the fridge when I went to the kitchen and noticed we were out of milk, so I went to the nearest Walmart to get some more.” instead of “I went to the store to get milk.” is a cockatoo.
“Oh yeah, don’t talk to Roger, he is such a cockatoo and talks too much.”