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When your pulling your goalie and you shoot yourself in the face. Getting sperm in your face from your own dick or cock.
I was jacking off last night and I gave myself a cocket!
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When you you fuck a girl so hard she flys off your dick
I bet he's a good cocket launcher
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To please a woman with flattery.
If you want to please a woman: flatter her. It's hardly rocket science. Cocket science maybe.
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When you stick your dick into your butthole, then you fart it out.
Last night i did a rocket cocket and got shit on my dick by accident!
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You rub your dick on a dead dogs head
Dude did u just play cocket willys with my dead dog
A rocket that looks like a dick (i.e., Jeff Bezos's rocket)
Jeff got to ride his cocket into space.
The phallus-shaped rocket whose brand name is Blue Origin. Owned/fully funded by Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon and one of four passengers on maiden voyage.
Did you see the launch of Jeff Bezos' cocket?? It was cool how the shaft separated from the head!!.