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The slapping of one's Cock repeatedly. Usually a preferred method of violence against another for sexual reasons.
One is often not enough, therefore needing more than one Cockslap.
Cockslapper : Hey, what the fuck? Do u want me to Cockslap you again?
Cockslappee : Please No, anything but the Cockslaps!
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to slap someone in the face with your half-erected dick. doing this before or after having sex it is the only secure way to avoid pregnancy and venereal diseases.
guy: I cockslaped you, so i can't be the father!!
biotch: I gonna kick yer ass!!!
crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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person 1: sO THEN I TOLD HER TO SUCK IT.
person 1: Goddam cockslap!
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When you write penis in big letters on your hand with wet ink, then slap someone round the face so the word _PENIS_ in prints on their face. :)
It's another term for bitchslap basically. (:
"I'll bitchslap you!"
"Oh yeah? Well I'll cockslap you!"
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When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls
I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before
A girl so immensely pretty you just want to slap her face with your cock.
"How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."
"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."
"..."
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To be hit across the cheek with an enormous black cock, sometimes equal to the force of that asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs (the one that white people make rational assumptions about and are most likely to be the recipients of suck a cockslap).
"Melvin is such a whitey, i wonder if his lifesyle would change as a result of an enormous black cockslap?"
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