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Another “funnier” term for impotence or erectile dysfunction
“My boyfriend didn’t have sex with me last night, he said he had cockus blockus”
The act of being a dick through ones facebook status.
I thought Rick had a statulus cockus status when he said that Ali was a huge whore and she should never eat again at taco bell.
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Cockus-Rex (Cockús-Rex) was a type of dinosaur, it’s fossils were first discovered in 2013, in the Toach region of Yemen by world reknown archeologist, James Randall Maynor III. Cockus-Rex is very similar to a T-Rex (Tyrannosaurus Rex) and is infact a cousin Species to it. What distinguishes these creatures is the Cockus-Rex’s giant and dominate penis, which is rumored to have reached at maximum errection a length of 20.1 inches. And at most times 17 inches. Cockus-Rex was truly the dominate dinosaur and it was solely a Male Species but was also asexual, enabling it to reproduce with itself. It is also believed that when Cockus-Rex ejaculated, that it’s semen could reach maximum speed of Moch 7. Cockus-Rex is believed to have been worshipped by the early homosapiens for his massive, God-like Penis, which is commonly referenced in the Porn Industries. Cockus-Rex is truly the definition of God. And male peak performance.
~Research and discovery division.
Cockus-Rex’s Penis is legendary.
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A rather terrifying disease in which a vagina begins to grow on the underside of a man's penis. The starting stage resembles nothing more then a mere "cut" on the penis. The second stage is the formation of a clitoris directly above the said "cut." The third stage is the actual formation of the "lips" of the "Cockus Vaginitus." At which point, consulting a doctor is of an immediate emergency; to avoid any long-term damage. The final stage is the actual formation of a full female vagina, but on the underside of the male's penis. This is still under continuous studies for the connections of the actual Cockus Vaginitus being capable for sexual intercourse, as well as determining whether or not this turns an individual into a registered hermaphrodite.
"Hey, Jerry! What're your plans after work today?"
"I'm going to the doctors to get my penis checked out."
"Ew, gross! Why?"
"I think I may have Cockus Vaginitus."
"Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry, man."
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That moment when you do something so minor that it doesn't matter but its still pretty cockus grumpus, that moment for when you need something to say but you dont know what, cockus grumpus, that moment when you do something so incredibly epic that there is no other way of describing it, Cockus Grumpus
Man 1: ayoo i just flicked this paper off the desk
Man 2: Cockus Grumpus
Man 1:...
Man 2:...
Man 1:...
Man 2: Cockus Grumpus
Man 3: Hey Guys you will never guess what, I just bought 16 pounds of weed!!
Man 1 and Man 2 simultaneously : COCKUS GRUMPUS!!!!
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A restaurant located in McYork, it has cheap and tasty foods, it is not a fast - food place.
Cameron: Yo, Guys, lets go to Big Cockus McYeetus
Everyone else: Ye, I'm down
A gay slang used for describing a large penis.
Joe: Haha you’r pp small.
John: Nah i have a big cockus.