Cocoa

The perfect angel of a baby that is able to easily express her moods thru facial expressions and sounds. She is able to show her loving side thru smiles and kisses however if she is unhappy - she will use her bulldog face. She intimidates many but chooses to be direct and it works for her. She will continue to thrive and grow into a superb and opinionated ittle human and eventually a force to be reckoned with. ***She prefers small hair accessories in lieu of extremely large ones***

Every parent hopes to have a baby that is cocoa.

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cocoa

a small worthless dog that is stupid stuck up and not as awesome as any other dog

that dogs a cocoa hes not as good as blazer

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The Cocoa Scale

An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.

The Cocoa Scale is:

Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate

fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%

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Cocoa pie

The resulting masterpeice after person (a) shits into the vagina of woman (b) either during or after intercourse and lets it ooze out after it has mingled with her vaginal juices.

woman : "shit in my clunge baby"
man: "ok, lets make a cocoa pie"

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cocoa butter

The essence of black skin-care. (If you're black, you already know what it is)

Fuck, my skin's too ashy for this Jergens shit. I need some Cocoa Butter, nigga!

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Cocoa Puff

Underground slang used to describe packing and smoking cocaine inside if a store bought cigarette

In the movie Flight John Goodmans character "wakes up" Denzel Washingtons character with a Cocoa Puff. He softly squeezes and turns the open end of a cigarette to release a small pinch of tobacco onto the table. Fills the empty space in the cigarette with a pinch of cocaine, then packs the cocaine in tight by topping off the cocaine with some of the tobacco that was originally squeezed out. He lights it up to get it "started" and then Denzel's character takes a huge drag, inhales, holds it in his lungs for a long spell, and upon exhaling becomes significantly buzzed and high from "smoking cocaine." A kind of rich mans crack pipe. (Needless to say it's addictive and could potentially kill you depending on what was used to "cut" the pure cocaine down to a profitable street drug)

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Cocoa Moo

Invented by Dr. Drakken in Kim possible

Mmmm... I absolutely love Cocoa moo!

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