yeast in the coffee pot

The act of spreading a yeast infection via switching from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse. This can occur both by accident or on purpose.

I knew that something wasn't right after last night. When I woke up the next morning I realized that there was yeast in the coffee pot.

Awfully hot Coffee pot

Something hot that you’d drop on someone.

”That’s an awfully hot coffee pot/ Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not.” -Eminem BET cypher 2017.

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That's an awfully hot coffee pot

Meaning the hot coffee pot is ironic apparently 😐

Eminem: That's an awfully hot coffee pot 😐

someone: wow that is a awfully hot coffee pot

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You broke the coffee pot

When you go to bed past your bedtime enough days in a row that no amount of coffee can bring you pass the point of zombie.

“Man, you look like you broke the coffee pot.” “Yeah, I haven’t slept more than three hours a night working on this damn project.”

an awfully hot coffee pot

Something Eminem wants to dump on Trump's head

That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not
-Eminem

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slow warming coffee pot

when you wait awhile before having sex with someone.

I just want to let you know before we get to the house the I’m a slow warming coffee pot

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date rape the coffee pot

This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.

Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?

OR

Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!

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