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coffee bean

dipping your balls into a female's asshole and the female tastes it in her mouth... LMFAO

Steve coffee beaned her and she licked his balls
Ex. Columbian Coffee Beans - coffee beaning a girl from columbia (the finest beans!!)

by Juicy Biggee December 7, 2008

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coffee bean

originates from the humble teabag. however, instead of teabagging the girls mouth u put ur ass on her fore head and drop a poop nuget. no she has what looks like a coffee bean on her head.

"oh man u shld a seen this she was suckin ma balls and a went for it"

"a laid a coffee bean on her head!!!!!"

by la la February 8, 2005

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Coffee Beans

A slang term used to describe a saggy and/or lumpy scrotum, as if the ballsack were filled with coffee beans. Usually used in accordance to males of African-American or Hispanic decent, but can be used occasionally for Caucasian males.

1. Ay meng, I heard you got dem coffee beans.
2. My ex-boyfriend had the WORST coffee beans.
3. Should I be worried? I got coffee beans.

by F.I.Y.M July 29, 2009

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Coffee Bean

The act of taking a crap in someones kettle, then boiling it.

Person 1: Dude this coffee tastes like shit

Person 2: Of course it does, i left a coffee bean in your kettle, why would you drink that you dumb fuck

Person 1: I was wondering what that smell in my kitchen for the last 3 days was

Person 2: Yer you should have smelt it when i first boiled it, i nearly died

by Novelty Turd November 22, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


overburned coffee beans

A way of making the sugar in the coffee bean caramelize so that the coffee tastes stronger in a weak brew. This way you can make coffee with less beans or beans of a lesser quality. A trick used in the fast food industry and by Starbucks. If you drink it pure you will taste a burned, charred flavor, but if you mix it with steamed milk and add lots of corn syrup it will taste better and stronger and thus fooling the client letting him/her believe he/she is drinking a better coffee than he/she actually is.

Gourmet coffee doesn't need overburned coffee beans.

by Howard Schultz October 4, 2008


Coffee bean pussy

A coffee bean pussy is a vagina which resembles a coffee bean, i.e. a vagina with next to nothing lips.

Woow, look at that girls vagina, It looks just like a coffee bean pussy with all crack and no lips...

by McDanni November 14, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


minnesota coffee bean

a bean is put up the butt and man or woman sucks it out with a straw and makes coffee with the bean and pours it on his or hers nipples.

man: want and minnesota coffee bean

woman: yes, of coarse

man: do you like that

woman: yes

by peter wacker October 21, 2013

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