Cog

Acronym for "Centre Of Gravity"
An extremely fat person who has not seen their feet for a number of years.
Cogs frequently break chairs and seats, and have been known to act like turkeys.

Oh man, I met this absolute greeny and his old lady is a cog! I swear she has her own postcode.

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Cog

An abbreviation for "Cum On Girls"

"im sorny, im in the mood to see COG"

Cog

Any form of a moving piano. Wheather it is being moved by another force or on its own.

"Go play that cog!"
"Is that cog on water!?"
"That Cog is gunna hit us!"

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Cog

A cat that is so dog-like and affectionate it betrays the stereotypically stoic nature of the feline.

My cat is a total cog -- he can't fall asleep unless we're spooning.

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Cog

1. A cat that thinks it is a dog or a dog that thinks it is a cat.

Oh wow. my cog fetches AND enjoys catnip!!

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Cog

A person who has weird sense of humor or is retarded.

Amanda is a COG cause she thinks she can fall down the stairs couple of times and hit her head and still be safe.

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Cog

An insignificant who defends corporate/capitalistic ideologies by regurgitation instead of thinking. A Cog enjoys saying how badly something positive will affect the 'economy'.

I found out Brian is a Cog yesterday, he said that a carbon tax would collapse our economy as all the big companies would just move to places like Ireland.

Quotes from Cogs

"I don’t think you realise how devastating banning all 18-wheelers in 5 years would be to the economy."
"A lot more will die if we don't re-open our economy, the flu is deadlier anyway and we don't lockdown for that."

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