COG

Long before the Pendulum wars, the Coalition of Ordered Governments (COG) existed only as an obscure world-government philosophy in the mind of the fanatic socialist, Alexiy Desipich. Its austere canon was based on eight guiding values: ORDER, DILIGENCE, PURITY, LABOR, HONOR, LOYALTY, FAITH, and HUMILITY.
As the Pendulum Wars continued, however, the COG grew into a legitimate, albeit a minor, political party.
After Emergence Day, Cog leaders were the only ones willing to take the necessary steps to survive the epic devastation. They ratified the Fortification Act, wich established martial law and transformed Jacinto Plateau into an unassailable fortress.
The Cog's methods proved wildly popular, despite the fact that they temporarily abridged civil rights.

- Only under the protection of the COG will humanity prevail!

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Cog

"Creepy Old Guy"

Dood, why is that old guy staring at all those high school girls? What a COG!

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Cog

Noun: The enemies in the hit video game "Disney's Toontown Online". There are 32 individual cogs, 4 departments, and 4 cog bosses for their respective department.

They were made on accident after Scrooge McDuck improperly finished the wiring job on The Chairman, bringing him to life, imprisoning Scrooge, and making the first batch of cogs.

The war on cogs first started when a Yesman descended onto the election grounds and made Slappy Quackintosh go sad. Flippy Doggenbottom declared war, thus starting the endless battle.

They range in level, with certain types having minimum and maximum levels. Certain gags work better on some cogs than others. All of their attacks are based on buisness terms / puns. (Ex. "Half Windsor", "Pecking Order", "Downsize",)

I need to defeat 20 Level 5+ Cogs.

cogging

The process when the "cogs" in your head work overtime often resulting in sleeplessness and un-necessary stress and worry.

Loz was awake all night due to all of that stoopid cogging!!

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COG

Stands for Coalition of Gears. From the best game ever, Gears of War. The COGs are the good guys that help fight the locust horde. The team every noobie wants to be on in multiplayer

dude hurry up and get on COG so we can own these bitches

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cog

Cog - A cat that acts like dog.

"Hey that cat is so chill , hes like a dog.

Oh I know hes a "COG", a cat that acts like a dog."

also see "Kup" a kitten that acts like a puppy.
Or "Dat" a Dog that acts like a cat.

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Cog

Some person who talks to much, or in general is a cunt.

Shut the fuck up you cog! nobody cares about what you say!

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