Coke Zero

Same damn thing as DIET COKE.

You: I want a Coke Zero. Wait, no maybe the Diet Coke.
Your Friend: Same damn thing.

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Coke Zero

Coke Zero is the blessing of god himself, a gift from the universe. This drink is the best out of the Coke soda brand, and is under rated. When Coke Zero hits your tongue you feel relaxed and comfortable, its like hearing the angels above tuning their Harp. The flavor is on a whole other level, with the divine taste of zero sugar. Please spread the word that Coke Zero will become the best drink, it's destiny.

Coke Zero is the divine gift of the heavens, and should be loved by all.

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coke zero

a label drug dealers put on bags of crack so skinny bitches will buy them.

EX: i want some coke - a
no! get coke zero, it doesnt have calories - b

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The Coke Zero Game

A game where you have to jump a car from a ramp to an underground parking lot, kick a ball at about 360mph to break a wall, do some kickups, and play some pinball all just to get into some shitty stadium where the team you're supporting loses. You also get to download a free wallpaper, ringtone and game.

Dude 1 - Hey dude, you wanna go play The Coke Zero Game? Apparently it's wicked awesome.

Dude 2 - Naa, i've played it, and frankly, I'd rather get fucked on by a dead chicken.

Dude 1 - .........

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Prince Coke Zero

A person who is popular among hipsters.

He's the new Prince Coke Zero, he's a real humanitarian.

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coke zero now with a hint of added vanilla

Same great coke taste with zero sugar now with a hint added vanilla.

Me: *Watching Jack's Newest Video*
Jack: sAmE gReAt CoKe TaStE wItH zErO sUgAr NoW wItH a HiNt oF AdDeD VaNiLlA.
Everyone else: COKE ZERO NOW WITH A HINT OF ADDED VANILLA

Coke Zero

Coke Zero is for gay-ass niggas.

Bloke 1: “you want some Coke Zero?”
Bloke 2: “Nah, I ain’t a gay-ass nigga, I drink Diet Coke like a man.”