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Verb - To create a new word using existing words in the English language in the same fashion as Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report on Comedy Central.
Stephen Colbert often introduces new words his show invents in both the opening credits and in his monologue.
Stephen colberted the words wikiality, truthiness, and superstantial.
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The display of irrational dislike for Canada and Canadians, normally the result of an upbringing by rednecks in the backwoods of South Carolina.
After Canada refused to believe the USA's fake rationale for invading Iraq, many ignorant Americans, like Mike Judge caught a bad case Colbertism, which has been subsequently unshakable by common sense and truth.
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Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill. NASA's space treadmill in the new "Tranquility" node.
Timmy: Want to go for a jog?
John: Why the hell would we do that when we have a perfectly nice COLBERT to jump on?
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To shit while sitting down so the shit squishes between your legs then wiggle around in it.
The mentally ill patient did a Colbert in his pants, but they don't know any better.
The act of true American patriotism in bed. First, purchase greeter smocks from Wal-Mart, which will be the only clothing worn. then, use a jug of oil (bonus points if it's from the deep-fryer at McDonald's or motor oil from GM) and slather it on each other. Then, while watching Leave it to Beaver, Full House or a similar wholesome family sitcom, bust a nut on the female proclaiming "you just got punk'd". In retaliation, the woman takes a hot dog and eating-contest style, slides it fully into her throat, then turns over her partner and, again only using her mouth, pushes it between his ass cheeks. She then is free to bind his hands and waterboard him with urine. Top it all off by sticking a mini American flag in the hot dog while watching The O'Reilly Factor and listening to Howard Stern.
Man, I don't know what happened last night. Me and the wife were drinkin' moonshine when all the sudden she decided we should Colbert.
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The only person to ever perform Canada's History.
Steven Colbert is awesome.
Steven Colbert advocates Canada's History
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A sex position in which Stephen Colbert has sex with your wife, mother, sister, and/or daughter. And you watch and he teaches you how to be the most manly man, in bed, of all time.
When I got married I did The Colbert.
I did The Colbert last night!
Teenagers are obsessed with The Colbert.
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