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Having sex with a dead body.
"Dahmer was sick with all that cold pizza."
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Another name for a going down on a girl during her period. Usually performed while extremely drunk and/or hard up for action. Related to: a big glob of cold pizza sauce dripping down your chin, you sick bastard.
It was dark but I could smell it and I could hear the crinkle of her pad... I ate the cold pizza anyway.
Once you eat cold pizza, you are a kool aid man.
I looked in the mirror and saw I had a red goatee shit I ate cold pizza last night.
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An ESPN show
pizza that is no longer warm
a great food to eat during a hang over
Cold Pizza, on ESPN, has a hot host on it
the cold pizza needs heated in the microwave
when i woke up this morning i ate some cold pizza because it was the olny thing that looked good on my hangover
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that annoying guy that leaves the pizza box open and it gets cold.
Billy: Hey Bob! Did you like that party yesterday?
Bob: It was nice, but Joe is a god of cold pizza. don't invite him next time.
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A person's left-over swag that you acquire when you are around them all the time and/or are very close friends with.
ex: I don't know what swag is 'cause I'm white, but I think I have some, 'cause I'm with him. And he's black. And he has swag. So I have his cold-pizza swag.
Emily: I don't know what swag is.
Me: I don't either. I think I might have some.
Emily: I think I have the smallest amount of possible swag .. cause I'm with Cody. I have his left over swag.
Me: So you have his cold-pizza swag.
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When an experience is better in hindsight than the actual event.
Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.
Roger: Remember when we first met? I saw down and my pants tore in two?
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.