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someone with an insanely large willy who enjoys wearing their shades when it isnt even sunny
supp coleman
'i need a poo'
nice
'ive got a boner'
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A boy who is so hot and really sweet but kind of a dork. he is so cute he can get away with murder. He is a really nice guy and so completely innocent he has no sex drive what so ever. Girls want him but can never have him. Hes got a smile that can light up a room in an instant. He loves nachos and chocolate cheesecake. He is always dancing at the weirdest times.
Girl 1: whoa look at coleman he is so cute!
Girl 2: did you see the way he didnt even look at me even though im wearing practically nothing!
Girl 1: but hes soooooo sweet
Girl 2: yea he is isnt he
Girl 1 and 2: *SIGGGGGGGHHHHHHH*
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Some say The Coleman is The Shit. Others say he is greater than God. I say Chuck Norris ain't got shit on him.
And The Lord came down unto us and he did say... This show shall rock. And i said it shall for I AM THE COLEMAN
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1) the act of going straight for a girls boob when making out with her.
2) the act of eating a banana is a very casual manor, most often while leaning against a wall, wardrobe or sitting in a bean bag.
1)
girl 1: he just grabbed my boob!
girl 2: really? you just got colemaned!
2)
guy 1: your really enjoy that banana
guy 2: can i take a picture? you're such a coleman!
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The act of going to the bathroom and absolutely destroying it only 5 minutes after completing your previous meal. Room clearing gaseous emissions and cracked toilet bowls are usually the end products. On instances, ripe bananas and used rubbers have been known to be the only remnants of a Coleman.
I just finished my food, but man do I gotta drop a coleman.
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Coleman is an adverb for the act of disappearing or vanishing.
Crondi went straight up Coleman after he came back to a dirty room.
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Coleman is the most caring and hot guy friend you will ever meet. He has a huge dick and a ton of friends. He is so strong he will beat your ass, sometimes he thinks about his life.
Girl 1:Hey do you tom punch Peter!
Girl 2: he will never be as strong as Coleman
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