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A horrible youtuber that is a HOE and is very ugly but he thinks he is cute.
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Coleton is the type of legit guy and laid back. He is the one that gets lots of girls with his HUGE ding dong. That’s not all Coleton is even athletic and good looking. He is not the greatest at acidemics but he sure can get the girls.
Man they coleton over there is a player with that huge ding dong he has over there
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Coleton is LITERALLY the definition of the perfect human being. His stunning outside layer is just the beginning of the journey, if you're lucky enough to get close to him. He can draw you in like a moth to a flame, and its up to him whether to scar you for your entire life or become the light of your entire life. He is incredible on the outside and the inside, and you'll find yourself wanting to tell him your entire life story, wanting to share every bit of your existence with him.
Coleton: Exists
God: And that, everyone, is my masterpiece
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Incoherent noises and sounds that have no purpose or meaning to them.
Dude, he was so high last night he started making Coleton Noises.
The person who every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with.
I wish I was like Coleton Masdick.
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A smoking hot kid who pulls girls and is the best athlete in the world.