The worst AFL team. They say they are good but the really are not. Their supporters never go to the dentist and are badly dressed. They need help.
That Collingwood supporter needs to go to the dentist.
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A very small town where everybody knows everyone. You can find your classic shit high school, CCI. Fighting in the parking lots, the pit and vaping in the long ass subway line. Look out for the Cwood guys in there white airforces and designer belts smoking weed and getting sauced on the weekends. Collingwoodโs party life is as dry as your grandmothers coochie but youโll always find the Cwood chicks getting white girl wasted, pulling trig and falling all over the place. So good luck finding a party that isnโt outside and with a good speaker. Where would everyone go without the pier, drifting in the gravel is the go to for every hick and teen with the car daddy bought them. Welcome to Collingwood and try not to OD on firebars.
Collingwood
Yo did you hear about the fight at subway?
Let me hit the juul
Letโs go to the pier!
I got next game of pong
A weak pack of cunts with no coaching backup
Classic Collingwood
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Inner-city suburb in the North-East of Melbourne, near Fitzroy and Carlton. Known for the Collingwood Football Club and various music venues including the Tote and the Barley Corn.
Going to see a band play at the Tote in Collingwood.
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A poor football team that is supported by doll bludging bogans who are responsible for the banning of canned beer at the footy.
Collingwood is crap and is disliked by many.
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I ski at Blue Mountain ski club in Collingwood.
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Literally 'testicles' but specifically relating to a display of testicular fortitude on the sports pitch. Named after England cricketer Paul Collingwood following an epic century against South Africa.
"Jeez, he's shown a lot of guts out there today - that guy must have massive Collingwoods"
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