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A colonel sanders is really when you take peice of fried chicken (usually a drumstick), and use it on a girl as a dildo. Thats just the simple version. to make it a true colonel sanders you have to share the peice of chicken when your done. yummmmmmmmmm
Me and this girl did a colonel sanders last night. It tasted GrrrrrrEAT!!
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much like a dirty sanchez, instead of fecal matter, take a generous dollop of fresh semen on your pointer finger and smear a glob on your partners upper lip. If done correctly, it should simulate the same white mustache worn by KFC man himself, Colonel Sanders.
Guy: "I gave my chick a Colonel Sanders last night...she sure knew how to fry my chicken"
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I was trimming my ball fro and noticed a couple colonel sanders hiding in the rough.
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The seller of mass quantities of fried chicken.
Colonel Harland Sanders, born September 9, 1890, actively began franchising his chicken business at the age of 65.
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The founder of KFC
Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!
Sharpton for prezident y'all! Im outie! Peace
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A Colonel Sanders is a complex sexual maneuver. You take a bucket of KFC chicken, take a chicken leg out, stick it in your parters anus, empty out the remaining chicken, put the empty bucket on your partners head so they cannot see, then toss the chicken at them yelling "Colonel Sanders!!!".
I gave her a Colonel Sanders!
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Former cook for the special forces. Started fast food chain after receiving dishonorable discharge for conduct unbecomming of an officer.
I don't like the look in his eye.....he is a trained killer disgiused as someones grandfather.
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